===== L33t N00b =====

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Eugene Rice\\
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Shazam\\
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Eugene Rice is a 29 year old unsuccessful game designer. He shares an tenement flat with his partially-sane roommate Steve and his cat Shazam.

He is mostly estranged from his parents, but he is close to his brother, the favored son. His brother is an accountant.